What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 23:58

Live and Let Die
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-J W Pepper
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-All the bad guys are black.
Moonraker
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Ah so!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Octopussy
Diamonds Are Forever
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
The Man with the Golden Gun
A View to a Kill
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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